Дорогая передача

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Dearest television programme,
Saturday full of emotion
All the inmates here at Bedlam
to the television flocked;
And instead of eating, washing,
having jabs and gently nodding
All the patients at the madhouse
gathered round the goggle box.
As he wrung his hands he babbled,
silver-tongued incendiary,
Of how science can’t unscrabble [sic!]
the Bermuda mystery.
With his brain pushed to the limit
his grey matter turned to flab
And the bosses of the clinic
gave us all our second jab.

И так далее.

Ну и раз пошла такая пьянка:

Ginnastica