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Letter of appeal sent to a female Nature editor

"Dear [Nature editor],

We do not accept your decision....

I request that you withdraw from handling our
manuscript and transfer it to a male editor."

В твиттере много разных ответов предлагают, вплоть до "Disqualified. Future submissions to this journal by you or your team will be returned unread", но это не смешно. Веселее было бы так:

"Dear [Author], We would have gladly satisfied your request, but, unfortunately, you are not of an appropriate age, race or religion to make this kind of requests."